1. AS WELCOME AS A SKUNK AT A LAWN
PARTY.
Self-explanatory
2. TIGHTER THAN BARK ON A TREE. Not
very generous
3. BIG HAT, NO CATTLE. All talk and
no action
4. WE'VE HOWDIED BUT WE AIN'T SHOOK
YET.
We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.
5. HE THINKS THE SUN CAME UP JUST
TO HEAR HIM CROW.
He has a pretty high opinion of himself.
6. IT'S SO DRY THE TREES ARE BRIBIN'
THE DOGS.
We really could use a little rain around here.
7. JUST BECAUSE A CHICKEN HAS WINGS
DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN FLY. Appearances can be deceptive.
8. THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO. I've
been around awhile.
9. HE LOOKS LIKE THE DOG'S BEEN KEEPIN'
HIM UNDER THE PORCH. Not the most handsome of men.
10. THEY ATE SUPPER BEFORE THEY SAID
GRACE.
Living in sin.
11. TIME TO PAINT YOUR BUTT WHITE
AND RUN WITH THE ANTELOPE. Stop arguing and do as you're told.
12. AS FULL OF WIND AS A CORN-EATING
HORSE.
Rather prone to boasting.
13. YOU CAN PUT YOUR BOOTS IN THE
OVEN BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM BISCUITS. You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what
it is.
14. WE'RE IN TALL COTTON. Things
are going well
