May wear a bathrobe but never ties it.

Knows that a good lock keeps most people honest.

Has country roots that run deep.

Sees no good reason to end a lot of words with the letter 'g'.

Knows that when his mama says frog, he'd better jump.

Removes his cap when a funeral passes.

Knows what a "mess" is.

Always makes room for one more at the dinner table.

Won't eat okra unless it's fried.

Has at least one kinfolk named Bubba or Bo.

Has a National Rifle Association bumper sticker.

Drinks sweetened iced tea at most meals.

Has enjoyed Moon Pies and R.C. Cola.

Has put peanuts in his soda pop.

Wouldn't take his weight in gold for a "good old dawg".

Thinks lying is worse than stealing.

Will go to the wall for a friend.

Always repays his debts.

Knows ain't is a perfectly acceptable word.

Thinks where he's from is God's Country

Foolin' a man ain't all that hard. Finding one that ain't a fool is a lot harder.

When a cowboy gives you a key to his truck, you know you're close to winning. You're close to winnin' the key to his heart.

A woman who intends to lean on her husband for support better be sure he stands on solid ground.

Oil all the wheels on your wagon, not just the squeaky one.

Whether a horse turns out to be a good one or a poor one pretty much depends on the intelligence of his handler.

You can't get ahead of anybody you're tryin' to get even with.

If a horse makes a few good moves on his own, he should be rewarded so that he will develop others.

If you don't get married you'll never have a good man. On the other hand, if you ain't married you don't need one.

If you wake up and find yourself a success, you ain't been asleep.

'One of these days' is 'none of these days.'

Anybody who thinks they know everything ain't been around long enough to know anything.

Some things don't need all the thought people give 'em.